Does he make the floorboards creak
in the middle of the night
Does he give the others chills
and such awful frights
Does he hog the sofa
and take up all the bed
Does his mellow purr
go straight up to your head
Do I know exactly where to stop
so you have to go around
I've done my best
to pay my debts
I've given you my image
and it's duty-free
I have fans
across the land
as you can plainly see
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